When a girl has to take a shit and you have anal
Bro did u here about that girl that chocolate covered pretzeled ,it was nasty she put it on the hub
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F.S.D.'s that call people F.S.D. for some bullshit reason to try and cover up the fact that they themselves are F.S.D.
Max - Do you like Chiodos?
Austin R. - F.S.D!!!!!!
Max - Wow. You have to be the biggest F.S.D. cover up of all time
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A tissue after a guy wipes the cum off his dick after jerking off.
I came so hard, all my tissues were cum covered tissuesπ
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Sexual position - when a male sticks his genitals into an anus, be a male or female anus.
me and my girlfriend tried an Ohio cover-up last night, its harder than it looks and hurts like hell
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The act of scrambling onto UrbanDictionary.com to quickly find out the definition of a word, usually when used over texts or IM. Used to cover up the fact that you did not know the meaning of the word prior to its use.
Commonly abbreviated to UDCU.
Person A: "yo dude, that jam was live last night."
Person B: *quickly does an urban dictionary cover-up*
"yeah, that was a pretty cool party."
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While having anal sex, the girl has diarrhea all over the shaft and head of the penis. Immediately following, the girl cleans off the flecks and juices of the diarrhea with a blow job.
Girl: Sorry I'm not really in the mood for sex tonight...
Guy: Ahh, fine, can you at least give me a chocolate covered polish sausage then?
Noun.
THE BEST STUFF EVER!!!!!
Something that is insanely irresistible.
I can't pass up a donut, they are my chocolate covered coconut crack!
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