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First you take a cucumber and stick it up a womans ass until its stuck. Then very gently stick two spoons in between her asshole and the cucumber. Next take creamy ranch dressing and squirt it between the spoons. Next with a spork gently dig the cucumber out piece by piece and make her eat it.
Tom tied up his wife jane, stuck a cucumber in her ass and she enjoyed a delightful creamy cucumber salad.
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Sex move invented by a hacker/phone phreak.
You have to have earned your red wings and have the ability to enjoy eating your own semen(jackingworld encouraged this on me).
phlux found his girl leaking menstrual blood, and requested the creamy tomato soup. He quickly ejaculated on her vagina and lapped it up with his tongue.
A variant of this move is the cream pie instead of ejaculating ON the bloody vagina.
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Semen
Also the (unfortunate) name of a MasterFoods product
Can you please clean up your mess of creamy white finishing sauce from the bed?!
They put creamy white finishing sauce on my steak.......... that does not sound very appetising
When you take a lumpy shit in your pampers and its so creamy you dry it up and eat it like chips, then Skinny Gru comes over and sticks his testes inside your creamy shit pampers
Shit-Im lumpy Gru- itty bity microwavesss in my Creamy Pamper Shit
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From the movie "While You Were Sleeping". The family sits around the holiday dinner table making inane conversation. This line is used as a response when people are talking about useless information. A similar line from the same scene is, "John Wayne was tall." The line is even more powerful if someone else responds with this line.
Person a: "Justin Beiber was at the mall today."
Person b: "I love him, he is so gorgeous!"
Person c: "These mashed potatoes are so creamy."
Person d: "John Wayne was tall."
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Doo Doo. Freshly laid. So fresh that its hot, mushy, and a little steam rises off of it.
The girl's bathroom reeks! Becca must have laid some hot and creamy, fresh and steamy.
Whatever makes a snowball is what make the smashed tatoes tastey and creamy.
How did you make these smashed tatoes so creamy?
The stuff from a snowball makes the creamy stuff for smashed tatoes. I like snowball. I like smashed tatoes. They are yummy.