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Navy Seals Accuracy

When you spray and pray and miss 15 shots but still manage to land 1 headshot and kill the other guy

15 MISSES
1 HIT

>NAVY SEALS ACCURACY

by Xx_ToiletSlayer_xX January 11, 2020


Markham, Ontario

A city in Ontario, Canada located directly above Toronto, being the most populated city in the 905 area (suck it Vaughan). A lot of the population is Asian immigrants and in some areas it's so Asian you would probably think you were in China or Taiwan.

Nothing is really notable about this city, other than that the graphics card manufacturer ATI was founded here before it was bought by AMD in 2006, and the Dodgeball World Championships were here held at the city's Pan Am Centre last year.

Person 1: Dude, did you see the Dodgeball World Championships in Markham, Ontario? It was awesome!

Person 2: Where the hell is Markham?

by Xx_ToiletSlayer_xX February 26, 2018

5👍 3👎


Fite me irl fgt

Fight me in real life faggot

Often used in online video games and social media sites in a tongue-in-cheek way.

Player 1: I fuked ur mum last night
Player 2: U wot m8?
Player 2: fite me irl fgt

by Xx_ToiletSlayer_xX July 4, 2017

20👍 2👎


Toilet slayer

a person who takes heavy bathroom breaks many, many times per day, basically slaying the toilet.

Ever since Raj started eating Taco Bell every day he's become a toilet slayer

by Xx_ToiletSlayer_xX January 18, 2018


Scarborough Shuffle

The process of transferring between subway lines at Kennedy station in Scarborough, a borough of Toronto, Canada. Both subway lines 2 (Bloor-Danforth) and 3 (Scarborough) end at Kennedy and transferring between them requires a rather long walk including 3 flights of stairs. This inconvenient process has become an infamous staple of commuting to and from the east end of the city and is one of the many examples of how much rapid transit infrastructure in Scarborough has failed to improve.

Just arrived at Kennedy, now I need to Scarborough Shuffle down to the Bloor-Danforth platform.

by Xx_ToiletSlayer_xX September 21, 2020


creamy white finishing sauce

Semen

Also the (unfortunate) name of a MasterFoods product

Can you please clean up your mess of creamy white finishing sauce from the bed?!

They put creamy white finishing sauce on my steak.......... that does not sound very appetising

by Xx_ToiletSlayer_xX July 4, 2017


executive fuck

When your hot boss decides to give you more than a promotion

Blair was in Miss Blanc's office for an hour getting executive fuck. That lucky bastard.

by Xx_ToiletSlayer_xX January 17, 2018