Random
Source Code
Random
Literally the hottest fucking man in the multiverse alright? This man is sexy as fucking hell and the best goddamn soldier ever seen. He is able to literally kill a thot with one message only consisting of five words or less. He is the Legendary thot slayer that will end the furry war within a single thought.
One Crispy Boi is so fucking hot I'm getting wet just thinking about him.
3👍 1👎
a really good insult that always stops people. a good way to get someone mad at you.
person one " you cunt!"
person two "you cunt muffin!"
person one "you crispy cunt muffin!!"
silence...
person three "haha you got owned"
6👍 5👎
A Crispy Crunchy Donut that the best youll ever find
Crispyer Crunchyer Donuter
Crunchy Crispy Donut
Bro 1: Bro you have crispy anal flaps
Bro 2: bro o how the fuck you you know
A crispy cock sneed is used to describe the crunchy sock used to wank in. The cum sock dries up & turns into a crispy cock sneeze
Graham was having a wank & threw the sock away, a few days later he went to wash the sock & said "fuck its a crispy cock sneeze sock
A body acquired by eating rice crispy treats in Lou of a meal.
Friend: Daaayuuum she's got a great rice crispy bod
Friend 2: yea she eats rice crispies for breakfast.
Perhaps one of finest dishes in chinese cuisine. Available at the world-famous Grand Chau Chow, located in the heart of Chinatown in Boston, MA. I believe the name says it all. Featured dish amongst the chef's recommendations for obvious reasons. Retails for $12.95. Only $11.95 if you don't remind removing the shell yourself.
Waiter: What can I get you guy?
Litwin: Don't call me guy. Could we get an order of sesame chicken, crispy salty shrimp and its close cousin, crispy aromatic shrimp.
Waiter: So you want one sesame chicken, one crispy salty shrimp and one crispy aromatic shrimp:
Litwin: Nah fuck it. Let me just get three crispy salty shrimps.
Weinberg: Could we also get a big bowl of ducksauce? (Shows the imaginary bowl with his two hands)
3👍 2👎