a phrase to describe those who write way too frequent and mundane updates and comments via Facebook, Twitter, and text
A: I had to hide Rebecca on FB after the third update about her breakfast in ten minutes!
B: Yeah, me too, she definitely has diarrhea of the keypad.
basically means poo that flies
also called 'flying turd' or 'shooting caca'
Joe: i got da flying diarrhea
John: that means ur poo flies LOL
it basically means shooting diarrhea, and is often referred to as 'flying turd' or 'shooting caca'
E.g.
Toby: i just got flying diarrhea
John: that means ur poo went flying lol
1. Ask Marie
2. When 'Ass Splatter' turns into a day off *Kelly had nothing to do with it.
"Hey it's Marie, I was 'splatter assing it' earlier but now it's turned into straight 'Whistling Diarrhea!!!'"
Running your mouth to your boss about stuff your friends tell you. Having to tell all secrets
Ernie loves to tell real and fake rumors to everyone.
He had diarrhea of the mouth. Ernie loves to research everyone and tell everyone about there lives because he has diarrhea of the mouth. He can not help but save everything because he loves to use it when he has a very severe case of diarrhea
Sweaty Bloody shit that exits out of your ass, It's Basiclly when you pee blood but it decides to exit out of your anus,
You will grab your anus hoping that you somehow survive.
i'm having bloody diarrhea!1!!!11!!11!1!1