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A perfect set of tits.
A pair of breasts that any man would willingly die for if he could
spend his last moments on earth holding them close to his face.
Breasts that could cause hearts to stop by their unveiling.
Titties that will make grown men want to breast feed forever.
"I went to the tittie bar last night, there was a new dancer there with to die for boobs. It cost me 50 bucks to get them
shoved in my face, but it was well worth it!"
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Person who insists that Die Hard is a Christmas movie simply because they prefer to make outlandish divisive claims on the internet, rather than having a sincere conviction.
Person who insists that Die Hard is a Christmas
I'm getting tired of these Die Harders who are stirring up crap on Facebook. Die Hard is a movie that happens to be set at Christmas. It's not a Christmas movie.
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That dreaded “you only have a short time to live” medical report that a doctor detests having to give, and he fervently hopes that there won’t be an ambulance-chaser within earshot.
Doctor: “Zheesh, I’m not looking forward to presenting that old geezer with my die-agnosis --- knowing him, he’ll likely slap me with a malpractice suit even though I’ve honestly done all I could for him. This aint my fault --- as I've tried to tell him a thousand times before, it’s his own dissipative lifestyle that’s killing him.”
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Before the expansion of WoW (World of Warcraft) there was a 40 man raid instance titled Molten Core. Within Molten Core there was a mass amount of lava everywhere. In 2005 a guild leader named Ladyamazon of Reckless Endangerment of the Azjol-Nerub server would frequently tell her guild members to "Die in a Fire". This would most often come after they screwed up or made her mad. Basically it was telling them to go kill themselves since they were obviously bad at playing.
Since then many have used it on the WoW forums. Also players carried it with them to other internet areas. Since then it has spread like wild fire on the internet.
Die in a fire is basically a "go kill yourself" but in a funner way. Use it to insult or to tell some one to F' off.
*bad heal*
Lady: Go DIE IN A FIRE!
~~~~~
GUY: That cashier just ripped me off
GUY2: Dude she needs to die in a fire.
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to be a nasty skank that dies her hair way to often with colors that look like someone shit in her hair and has the eyes of a cat.
Omg, did you just see that just die?
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What all Liberals/Democrats are entitled to.
unplug yourselves...the "choice" is yours....
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A group of ugly white girls who are too catty and think they are the shit. Even though they will probably get jumped for trying to act black. Typically, a ride or die would think she's hot, but have some weird face deformation. Possibly looking like a bird, or having a face that looks like she's had a stroke.
Man, that girl thinks every guy wants her, but her bitchass is just a ride or die.
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