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Vona Disease is a non fatal disease. It is quite common in teenage girls, however, they are not aware of this.
This disease is where girls get flustered (ladyboner ) over hot celebrity guys who are way out of their league.
Vona disease symptoms:
Smiling too much at her phone,
Getting over heated,
Following a large amount of hot male celebrities.
I repeat Vona disease is non fatal disease, but it is an addiction that will course obsession over extremely attractive men.
It is up to us to spread the word of this disease!
This disease is founded by Serena Vona.
A large amount of teenage girls have Vona disease.
Sickness or ill effects from excessive compulsive cleaning with noxious cleaning products.
"Jasmine got sick from sniffing spray disinfectant. #coronacleaning disease"
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When your dick grows on your hip and your balls are on your feet. Also your toes are inverted.
Jesus Michael, I didn’t know you had polscher’s disease. Let me jerk your hip off and fondle your inverted feet.
Captain D’s Seafood Restaurant
I had Captain Disease for lunch and I’ve been throwing up all afternoon!
Applies to players in video games that peek any angle or corner without the ability to back it up with aim
Peekersons disease can evolve over time by playing fps games such as, but also not limited to; CS:GO, Valorant and Call of Duty. It's a common disease among lower ranked gameplay, where people have a false confidence in their own abilities.
Signs of having peekersons disease include, but also not limited to:
- Long reaction time
- Ego
- Stubbornness
- Being Norwegian
- Bad crosshair placement
- Screaming in Swedish
- Complaining at teammates
"Why does this guy die all the time man?"
"Don't worry about him, he's got peekersons disease"
"Can you stop peeking, so you don't die?"
"I'll kill him this time, I promise I don't have peekersons disease"
Very Rare disease carried most often by Jessikas. Very powerful sleeping disease where the victim sleeps 20 out of 24 possible hours. The other 4 hours are spent watching movies or spending time on their phone as to not use energy.
After waking up from a 3 hour nap exhausted, Jessika realized that she had sloth disease.
This is a very rare disease that was discovered during the COVID 19 outbreak in 2021 by a fellow student from Turkey was infected with it through his own personal laptop during the extreme stress of deez nuts hour and had to be hospitalized at Alkent Hospital, where he is being monitored by Dr. Joe Ma.
Dude are you okay? You look like you have the sleeplessdeeznuts disease!