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Possible reincarnation of Hitler. This time going for Muslims. Manages to captivate audience same way Hitler did. Has terrible hair, and is terribly violent.
Donald Trump: We shall build a wall
Crowd: Yeah!
Trump: We will have the Mexicans pay for it!
*crowd goes crazy*
And we shall make the Jews pay!
Crowd *with some confusion*: Yeah!
Trump: Sorry, Muslims. (dummkopf)
*Crowd frothing out of the mouth out of insanity and excitement*
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A verb describing childish misbehavior
I took away little Joey's popsicle and he went all Donald Trump on us
1410👍 1925👎
Living proof that money can't buy good hair.
In fact, money CAN buy good hair. Why his money has not, well, that's anyone's guess.
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That one soggy, deformed, disgusting Cheeto that is left at the bottom of your bag. You want to throw it away but end up eating it even though it was horrible......... After eating it and choosing it you feel like you betrayed yourself for what you have done to everyone around around you.
Donald Trump fucking sucks dick!
Donald Trump is like an old misty bag of Cheetos!
1406👍 1521👎
Fucking someone’s ass while they try to shit, but your dick acts as the WALL preventing the Illegals from “exiting” Mexico.
Dan: How was your date last night?
You: man she’s insane, she forced me to do a Donald Trump on her last night.
Dan: Damn dude did you at least wear a condom?
You: Hell no, momma ain’t raise no pussy.
1173👍 1485👎
Another way of saying orange faced dick head that thinks walls are good for the soul
Also a way to call people a huge Motherfucker
" you're such a donald trump " they said to the person being an assface.
1438👍 1575👎
The best president ever. Who knew a carrot could be such a good president. Hopefully one day are supreme leader will prove that the moon landings were fake that 9/11 was planned by the Illuminati and that we should wear tinfoil caps so that when aliens try to take over our world they can't brainwash us.
Donald Trump is the best president ever and one day he will prove that Obama is a part of the Reptilian Brotherhood and that Doritos were made by the Illuminati
1419👍 2011👎