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a girl who is obsessed with a band to the point of wanting to sleep with the singer/guitarist/sound tech/other random member, regardless of a 15-year age gap and the engagement/marriedness of said member. see also teenie.
fan girl: OMFG how dar he lyk av a wife he iz mah babeh!!!! we r ment 2 av babies togeva iv named em aftr me n him and evrythin oh THAT BITCH! F*CK HER!! *voodoo*
more intelligent fan girl: Oh get a grip. So what if he has a wife? You have to learn the art of seduction, we just need his address. Look, you're not even doing it right. Stick it in the puppets stomach! Fool!
(thanks to buggeroff for this example)
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Sports fans from the vicinity of Philly or South Jersey. Have earned a reputation for their brutality. Will not hesitate to boo, chide, catcall, condemn, openly vilify, and assault elderly women.
Also, they are pretty ruthless to visiting sports teams. For that matter, they are ruthless to home teams who screw up.
All told, these are the greatest sports fans in the world, and any team would love to have their support, while every other team fears their wrath.
Dallas fan: "I went to the Eagles game, and those Philly fans dumped beer on me and shoved peanuts up my nose and slaughtered my two children brutally. But I told them they were just jealous!"
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A chat board on Neopets. Shortened to FC.
Go back to the FC, you m00fin loving pansy!
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more commonly referred to as kobe dick riders, these lakers fans are A group of people that find it necessary to constantly compare kobe bryant to michael jordan, and ride his dick all day going on and on about his 5 rings and 81 points that he scored against toronto.
When kobe is criticised in any way,lakers fans find it necessary to create a pathetic excuses and bring up useless stats to try and deny it, while leaving out more important stats like shot attempts and field goal percentage
these people can be found on youtube on practically any nba video even videos having nothing to do with kobe.
guy1: hey man do u like basketball?
guy2:yeah man im a lakers fan
guy1: ah thats cool
guy2:kb24 for lyff man, 5 rings, mvp title, GOAT hes so clutch
guy1: ok dude..
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1. An A-Hole who dresses up at football games.
2. The majority of professional football fans found in prision.
3. A reason to riot regardless of the outcome of a football game.
1. Raider fans Theodus and lewis put makeup on from mom's purse to go to the football game and urinate on miami fans.
2. Bill was beaten half to death by raider fan while cheering on the bucs while serving time for a dwi.
3. Raider fan was not to be denied an opportunity to burn a McDonalds regardless of the outcome of the superbowl.
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A Chargers Fan is quite similar to being a Padres fan: you just gotta have faith. Whether they're 4-12, or 12-4, the real chargers fans say "The Chargers are going all the way this year." For a true Chargers Fan, every team is a fairweather team. While of course a love for the Chargers is a must, the other essential quality that a Chargers Fan must have is hate. Yes, that's right hate. Hate for one team, one city above all others...the Oakland Raiders. While L.A. is slightly in there cause it's always those fuckers that we get into drunken fights with at the games, a Chargers Fan cultivates and grooms his hate for raiders, much the same way a gardner does a rose bush. There is nothing better in the world to a Chargers than a Sunday where the Raiders lose and the Chargers win....on days like this we look up into our sunny sky and thank God we live in San Diego.
"So how 'bout them Chargers huh?!"
"Chargers fucking suck, fuck em."
"Dude, Chargers are gonna do it this year."
"Why the fuck is everyone I know a Chargers Fan?"
"Uh...cause they rock?! GO BOLTS BABY!!!"
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One who has strong resolve. A resilient person, a nintendo fan has suffered from a lack of good adult games for the GCN. They are forced to sit back and watch silently as PS2 fans and XBOX fans laugh in their face with their Halo and Fatal Frame and Devil May Cry games. But nonetheless the Nintendo fan remains strong, taking comfort in Mario's fireballs and Samus's Varia Suit. Because, by god, they believe in the original, the roots of gaming. And without our roots, what are we? Long live the Nintendo fan. Be proud of what you are, for even in these dark days, there still is hope.
PS2phaggXBOX1256: NINTENDO SUX XD !!!! ROFLCAKES XD!
NintendoFan345: Yes, I know that Nintendo has no strong adult games. (besides Killer 7 and Resident Evil 4) But I'm still damn proud to be a Nintendo Fan.
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