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Sexual term. A defense for unwanted anal play in which the one being probed defecates on the finger(s) of the one doing the probing.
Told you it was exit only, now you have a fiber finger.
Giving someone the middle finger while your hand is inside a mitten.
My neighbor is such an ass. I gave him the mitten finger while I was shoveling my driveway yesterday.
When your finger inadvertently slips through the toilet paper whilst wiping the ass.
I just shat and gave myself a cheese finger. To top it off, the soap dispenser was empty.
When your anus has gotten wet from splash back or you have cheap toilet paper, then as you wipe, your finger goes through the toilet paper into your anus and feces.
"Damn-it! I was trying to wipe my ass and my finger broke through the toilet paper! I got a nasty case of Danger Finger"
(n) person who refuses to wash their hands after using the bathroom
More people would probably try Lupita's casserole if she wasn't a notorious tinkle fingers.
When you are shuffling through songs on your iPod and can't stop, so you end up skipping every song because you have lost control of your fingers.
Matt: *shuffling songs*
Josh: Dude, you've been shuffling for a while now..
Matt: *un-responsive, eyes have glazed over, continues shuffling*
Josh: FUCK, SHUFFLE FINGERS!!
its just another way of saying 'Give me a High Five'
'hey michael cop these fingers'
'stop stalking me freak'
'but u gotta cop these fingers tho'
'Darren, i will get the police involved.'
'its really not that hard michael just cop these fingers'
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