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A non-profane way of saying "shit show."
Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.
Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.
When you poop into the hand of a sleeping person and tickle their nose with a feather, causing them to smear the poop on their face.
The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.
Dude, I totally got em with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!
When you put your poop into a sleeping person's hand, then tickle their nose with a feather.
The sleeping person will rub poop on themselves and vomit everywhere while you hysterically laugh in the corner.
Dude l totally got them with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!
When you poop and the water splashes, hitting your butt
Guy 1: Just had a crazy fecal fountain
Guy 2: Impressive
The dance one does to shake the various types of waste off ones posterior after running out of toilet paper.
Oh why does my ass itch so bad.. I did a 10 minute fecal rumba.
One who spelunks for fecal matter. Pertaining largely to the genus Ass Anglerus Maximus. See also: recal rummager
Boy, howdy! This gay bar sure is filled with loads and loads of ass anglers. Cecil, look there! That's one heckuva hairy leather-clad fecal fisherman! I can almost taste the shit mist...
A festival held my the mole people where each person donates a gram of shit and they lace there houses with shit ornaments, once they are finished they bring down a human and split his penis open put some shit in his dick and see it closed
Hey the mole people are starting a fecal festival lay low so your duck don’t get shit in it