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shooting it in a nasty girl's ear and having her wax float to the top, looking like corn flakes
I gave her corn flakes for her birthday.
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A Doo Doo Flake is when one attempts to fart and instead, little flakes of shit come out similar to ass dandruff. Usually done in locations out in public, where one hopes it does not happen.
AY YO, That mofo Tyrone Had to leave his baby Mama with her in laws cause he Doo Doo Flaked his Pants, that fool.
When you are in the act of sexual intercourse and you take a chicks tit milk and you put it in her mouth. you then freeze your own jizz and take the frozen jizz and put bread crumbs on it. you then cheese grate it into her mouth forming a bowl of frosted flakes
i mad the nicest bowl of frosted flakes with my girl
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The act of sprinklng your dandruff onto a girls face, then Spaffing on to the dandruff flakes, producing a warm porridge like substance.
Did you make Emma breakfast this morning?
Yes, I gave her a huge serve of hot special flakes in bed.
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Someone who is noncommittal or agrees to everything but then never shows up and therein flaky. So flaky to the point of being almost professional in the practice of it. A professional flaky person. Hence, flake-up artist.
e.g.
Ben: "Liv! We haven't met up in ages!! Fancy meeting up this weekend? I'll be in your neck of the woods any how so we should deffo meet up for a crafty drink! You down?"
Liv: OMG! Ben!!! YES. We gotta do this! Bell me when your here and I'll come down!
(24 Hours passes and Ben arrives at agreed location)
Ben: "Hey Liv, I've just arrived! Where abouts are you?
Liv: ...
Ben: "Liv? Are you en route??"
Liv: ...
Ben: Fml....
Liv you are such a flake up artist...
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1. to be invited to smoke marijuana with friends, then once immediately done smoking the joint, blunt, or bowl, you leave the group who invited you and try not to hang out.
Max: you come smoke this joint with us bro
Bro: fa'sho mane... be there in a min
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*max and his bro smoke the jay together*
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Bro: yo max, i'm bout to dip
Max: wtf bro you just got here, you bout to bake n' flake on me?
Usually used to refer to cereal eaten for breakfast when hungover, but can be used to refer to the meal in general.
"Goddamn that tequila messed up last night...time to start the recovery process with some faded flakes."
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