Irish Skin Flute

After a long night of partying,A man gets a blowjob, then the man starts to puke off to the side, and the girl keeps on going.

Dude- I was at this party once, Billy got an Irish Skin Flute on the front porch...
Billy- and i didn't even get her name.

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Irish Penny Flute

Noun. Penis

Lauren if you would like to stay after class I will show you my Irish Penny flute.

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Mushroom Flute

Act of fellatio to relieve one's penial secretions while humming a song

Chandra really knows how to blow the mushroom flute

"I'm bat-winging bad, time to get a mushroom flute"

flute tat

Snitch/ Coward

You’re friend couldn’t take his charge he became a flute tat

ice flute

A crack pipe

Tweaker: ay man you got a lighter man
Random person: naw foo get the fuck away from me pinche tweaker
Tweaker: come on man I need to light up my ice flute

Flooded-Flute

When a female is highly turned on and to the point that she’s a real super soaker. The males penis upon having intercourse becomes wrinkled (like your fingers when you’re in the water to long)! The flaccid penis becomes useless to the female after being drowned by her own hurricane of pleasure . Usually the sad decrepit flute just becomes completely inoperable. No more pleasure gun! So this means no Bang!Bang! So choose your side bitches carefully.

Sally, can you believe that bastard”Burton” actually turned up in bed with a flooded-flute?!!

flute trombone

Its like a rusty trombone, but you add a thumb and moo.

You haven't experienced a climax until you've had a flute trombone.