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taking mouthwatering pictures of delicious foods and proliferating them throughout various social media websites as status updates, thus tempting all those not even currently hungry into getting a food hard-on and getting food-horny and blowing all of their heroic dieting efforts to hell.
Ever since my buddy got onto the healthy lifestyle/cooking from scratch band wagon, all of his status updates have been strictly food porn.
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It's almost always...
...A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce.
No, seriously.
What is a taco? A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce.
What is a burrtio? A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce.
What is a fajita? A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce.
What are nachos? Little tortillas with meat, cheese and lettuce.
But seriously. Mexican food is food from Mexico.
And it's good.
:D
Let's go get some Mexican food! I could really go for a tortilla wrapped around some meat, cheese and lettuce.
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An upscale market catering to those seeking "all natural" and organic foods--as well as a unique shopping experience. The customer service is pretty good. Whole Foods is a bit pricey, but their "365" brand items are reasonable. The Prepared Foods hot bar is an awesome place to lunch at.
Dude, I just had lunch at Whole Foods--the mushroom lasagna--and now I'm just about broke
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A very fat male or female prostitute who will trade sexual favors for fast food instead of drugs. Usually seen outside of mc donalds or burger king chasing down people in their cars at the drive thru asking if they like to party.
also somebody who shows up at cookouts (usually uninvited) just for the free food and beer, drinks all the beer, makes an ass out of him/herself, creeps out all the chicks, leaves early, and goes home with enough food to feed their whole family for a week and when I say something about how much food they're leaving with, they act like I'm the asshole!!!
A food whore will do the following things:
suck your whopper for a whopper, choke your chicken for a mc chicken, and tickle your sack for a big mac.
"I'm never inviting food whore bob to any of my cookouts again. He drank all the beer, got shit faced and started acting a fool. He yelled "yeah fuck niggers" really loud during a conversation that had nothing to do with that. He also creeped out all the ladies there and tried hitting on all of them (even the ugly ones, and the married ones in front of their husbands or b/f's) using weird pick up lines. Then when he went home only 2 hours after the cook out started (which I'm thankful for), he took home enough food to live on for a few days leaving not nearly enough for the crowd, then when john said something about that, bob started cursing john out in front of some little kids calling him a nigger lover and threatening to rape him in the ass with a samurai sword."
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when you eat so much your belly feels hard like abs
Tom: oooooohhhhh
Bill: what?
Tom: I have food abs.
Bill: I told you the buffet was a bad choice!
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Whole Foods-- a grocery chain known for supposedly healthy products, but more notably for extremely high prices.
We went to Whore Foods to get some beer and they wanted $20 for a six pack.
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An adjective used to describe an action or statement that has the quality of being organic, artisanal, and sustainable; saying or doing something in an organic, artisanal, and/or sustainable way; behaving in an all-natural way.
Statement: “I think all clothes should be machine washed cold because it’s better for the environment”.
Response: “That’s very whole foods of you”.
Action: Someone picks up litter off the street and places it in the appropriate receptacle, even though they were not responsible for the refuse.
Response: “Wow, that’s very whole foods of you”.
Action: Someone cuts in line.
Response: “Sir that is NOT very whole foods of you”.
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