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A newfangled euphemism for sex. Derived from the common courtesy of having sex under a pillow fort so that people do not walk in on you.
e.g. -"What are those people doing?"
-"They are probably having sex, but it is nice of them
to make it less awkward by making a pillow fort."
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The sea of cookie cutter suburban hell set in the middle of North Central Texas. Also called The Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex or DFW by locals. All the Metroplex cities are the same. If you were beamed into Arlington, Grapevine or Farmers Branch or Garland or Plano, you wouldn't be able to tell which one you were in. How are you supposed to distinguish among various outlets of Mattress Giants, look alike subdivisions and thousands of redundant strip malls?
I'm moving to Dallas-Fort Worth next month.
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a city in Northern BC where the ratio of men to women inexplicably dropped to 3:4. The sudden influx of women is predominantly hookers. Resulting wages at Tim Horton's are now $13/hr. Most people need to move away, but can't afford to because the rents have skyrocketed over double what they were in 2009. Many people are fighting excessive inflation by importing parents to live in their basements (rent controlled of course). This city is shaping up to become a retirement community for soon to be defunct oil workers once the site C dam has been completed.
Man 1: Do you need any more boxes for your move to Fort St. John?
Man 2: No, I am packing light! I can't believe I'm bailing out my son's mortage in a partial basement.
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a.k.a. A nice city with a pig problem.
A suburban town right across the border from Charlotte where where cops have absolutely nothing because absolutely nothing goes on. Unfortunately for any young person who likes to have fun by simply drinking one or two beers locked quietly inside a small house, the police feel the need to bust in the house and write up tickets to absolutely everyone and threatening to throw them in jail if they say one word or use a cell phone from there on out. They then proceed to butt fuck all small innocent little boys hiding in the house and leave with any sort of narcotics found during the search. Surprise, Fort Mill! Your night is officially ruined!
ps Wade
1. Innocent citizens of Fort Mill, SC get arrested, often.
2. -Hey, Timmy, I think we should move out of Fort Mill, SC.
-Great idea, Stuart!
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DTF, or Down To Fort, signifies that one desires to build a fort using objects such as, but not limited to: pillows, blankets, and other household items.
Me: "Hey you Down To Fort (DTF)?"
Kelsie: "So DTF!"
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A take-off on a "one night stand." A casual sex-based fling lasting a short period of time, usually around a couple weeks.
Steve-"What ever happened to that Jersey girl you were talking to?"
Sean-"Oh, that was over quick, it was just a fort night stand."
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A cold place in nothern British Columbia not a really popular tourist place but that is ok, there are alot of nice people to meet everywhere you may go. and winter maybe be shit but summer is pretty nice, if you have lived there for a long time you will love it but first year living there will be hard :/ But at least theres a TIM HORTONS lol
everyone who talks smack about it i bet is either PMSing or have only lived in Fort St John for less than a year
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