The biggest loser you will ever find. Has no friends. Lives in a basment. Is master prestige on all Call of Duty games. Has zero self esteem.
For example
Guy:"That kid is exactly like Gabe Carpenter."
Gabe slade is someone who takes it in the ass while jerking off his homies.
Damn that nigga a freak his name must be Gabe slade.
An amazing mofo that is prob gonna steal everyoneโs babe. He loyal, he smart, and he got the biggest shlonger ever. This Mexican man wasnโt raised as a bitch.
Yo ima gabe fava up in this mofo
The gayest person you will ever meet.
Ew look at that Gabe S+ he is absolutely disgusting!
When you rapidly loose braincells due to association.
Damn bro you seem kinda slow today, are you experiencing โThe Gabe Effectโ?
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Noun, One who lacks a quality that others need to thrive; derived from the 2011 Darwin Awards runner up Gabe Hoffman who died in a tragic bird crap cleaning accident; A name for someone who has characteristics similar to Big Bird; seems to not care what others say.
Dave:"Hey Jeff that guy over there mooning the girls track team looks like a real Gabe Hoffman."................................. Jeff:"I know right.".
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The coolest PE teacher in the world. Constantly filling the room with joy.
What's Up Guys? Coach Gabe Here! Reminding You... To Stay Active, Do Your Sit-ups At Home, And That I Miss You Guys And I Hope Everything's Going Okay, Talk To You Later.
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