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joel benjey bc he plays hockey so he thinks he’s canadian. he also loves to sword fight in the locker room with fellow team mates.
joel like boys bc he’s a goose grenade
joel benjey bc he plays hockey so he thinks he’s Canadian and loves to sword fight in the locker room with fellow team mates.
joel likes boys bc he’s a goose grenade
A fat ugly bitch who blows at life.
a blotch grenade is a Fat girl (BIG)
1. a timely last-possible-moment off-tone verbal bomb thrown usually during an intelligent discussion that ends expectedly
2. a below-the-belt punch thrown in a long fight milliseconds before being separated.
jasper (as he awaited the 'turn off electronic devices' announcement, having an argument with his wife from his tracked cellular device) - "listen, i understand everything you're saying and I certainly entrust that you mean well, but diet coke is not a healthy drink and you should not be feeding it to our four month old...
...i have done the research woman!
...your breast milk is NOT gross!
...do you think i want to be talking about this while people look at me? i should be at peace right now and getting 'have a good flight' wishes from you, but this is an important matter and i just found out you've been doing this since he was born! listen, i gotta go, the flight attendant is here."
flight attendant (walking down the isle looking left and right -"sir turn your phone off NAOW!"
jasper (gesturing to flip his phone closed) - "listen i gotta go..."
flight attendant - "sir!"
wife (in ill fashioned tone) - "you certainly do Bob. have fun."
jasper (in his mind, as he flips his cell closed while staring somewhere between the nozzle blower and outside) - "this fucking cunt has perfect timing for exit grenades. fuck her! and fuck tsa! alright, get it together jasper; you're not that kind of man."
The act of taking out one's tampon and flinging it at one person or a crowd of people with the intention of:
1) transferring any blood-borne diseases the thrower currently has
2)disgusting those in the blast radius of the grenade to the point that they vacate the landing site.
When Emily realized the line at the grocery store was too long, she lobbed a crimson grenade toward the crowd; clearing out the rest of the customers and allowing her to advance to the front of the line.
feces, shit, crap, turd, dung...whatever else you would like to refer it as.
"I just about blew the toilet up when I tried to flush that rectal grenade."
"If you don't shut the hell up, I'm going to hold you down and drop a rectal grenade in your mouth!"
"I just had the biggest rectal grenade come out...now my butt hurts"
A large group of unattractive girls, to be avoided at all costs. Directly related the party's Grenade Point Average.
I got invited to the engineering sorority's party the other day, and EVERY SINGLE CHICK WAS A GRENADE. It was a BANDOLEER of grenades...