brain drain guilt

The guilt that comes with leaving your city for a more affluent area after college, despite the best attempts of your professors and others to prevent it.

Paul: "I had this crazy dream last night. I was on trial for planning to move to Chicago, but the jury was made up of my professors. When the judge asked for the verdict, one of them stood up and said, "We have no verdict. We're just extremely dissappointed in him."

Bob: "Sounds like you have a serious case of brain drain guilt bro."

Cruise Guilt

The feeling of enjoyment you get from watching a Tom Cruise movie. Even though you’d rather shit in your hands and clap, than openly admit you enjoyed it.

“Oh man, the edge of tomorrow was a great film, here comes cruise guilt”

guilt thirst

That sudden thirst for water when u know u done messed up

After Jerry refused Lauren's hello he developed a guilt thirst and looked for a water bottle

guilt package

The act of making a team member or friend feel bad by showing how much work you have completed on a project you have both working on, by making them realise how little they have done.

I got more results from Terry once I showed him my guilt package