French Horn

A sleek brass instrument that requires focus and determination to play. Made in Germany but after a misinterpretation of the F in the F horn, it has since been called the French horn. Its proper name is just Horn. To become good at the Horn, players must dedicate lots of time to master the air control and embouchure. The single horn has 3 keys, and the double has 4, including a trigger. It's not very well known. True professional hornists can play every single note just from air control, without the keys. They can also play 6 octaves! One of the hardest brass instruments to play. It also has the smallest mouthpiece in brass. Best instrument ever!!!

Imran: Hey, Ellie, why didn't you bring your French Horn mouthpiece?
Ellie: Oh no! It's so small, it must've fallen out of my case!
Jadyn: At least now our ears will stop bleeding from how loud you play.
Ellie: *glares*
Imran: Haha. French horn is the best!

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morn horn

when u wake up wit a boner for no reason

i rolled over onto my morn horn

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Horn dog

horny bastard/bastards

You're a damn horn dog.

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Guinea Horn

Another term for “clitoris” or as some refer to it as simply “clit”.

She gets wet as fuck when I blow on her guinea horn.

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Mud Horn

Someone's arse, as it pertains to farting

Jen ruined the mood of the date when she disrupted dinner with a 100 decibel blast from her mud horn.

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horn muffin

A girl version of a horn dog! (or a horny gay guy)

{Gay Guy}: omg!!! i need to get a guy!!
{Girl to her gay best friend}: stop being such a horn muffin cutie!

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Bull Horn

A man who smoothly rhymes everything he says.

Bull Horn: "So you the corn-fed fool with a alot of muscle mass, but now it's time for Bull Horn to get up in that ass!!"

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