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when you take a dump in saran rap (note: don't rap it up to tight) and slide it into a girls, pussy while she is sleeping. As she sleeps she is likely to move around and eventual(unless she is a complete slut, close her legs. At this time the saran rap should pop exposing the pooh and allowing for a long nights stew. In the morning, when she wakes up make sure Your around so you can yell "European Hot Pocket"... Talk about stinky vagina!!!!!!
for an April fools joke tom decide to give his girl friend Sammy an European Hot Pocket. she awoke to a slimy, stinky vag.
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during pregnancy, a woman's vaginal temperature increases, and on some days it's extreme. if you have sex with said pregant woman on one of those extreme days, its like inserting your penis into a hot pocket just out of the microwave. which, at first, may SOUND awesome, and is...until afterwards, then you're just a hurting machine for a good day or two
My pregnant wife and I fucked last night, and now I have hot pocket syndrome
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The act of eating all of the filling out of a hot pocket, and only leaving the outside breading, and then proceeding to re-fill the breading with one's shit and cum. And then feeding it to a partner.
These Cleveland Hot Pockets are fucking delicious!
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The act of shiting in a rollaway bed and leaving it for housekeeping to find
Dude I left a Vegas Hot Pocket in my hotel room
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Spreading yo nasty ass cheeks to take a shit INSIDE of your bitches pussy lips
Yall nasty niggas really out here Alabama Hot Pocketing these hoes. Imma beat yo ass, keep playin wit me
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In American football, the Alabama Hot Pocket occurs immediately after a touchdown during which the scoring team is allowed to attempt to score one extra point by kicking a turd-shaped, turd-coloured ball through two upright spreaded metal legs in the manner of a field goal.
The Alabama Hot Pocket is the truly American cherry on top of a touchdown.
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When you shat on your cousins vajayjay and yell "yeehaw" while mounting her.
Billy joe bob senior performed an Alabama Hot Pocket on his sister.
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