Can I get a witness

Back in the days when the law was truly an ass, a witness was strong enough to cast judgement on any poor soul they wish to pass blame. Sometimes it took knocking on peoples doors to ask 'can I get a witness', and where the idea for Jehovah Witnesses come from for knocking on peoples doors and throwing the book at them. Taking desperate measures to either clear someones name or to pass blame on to another. Can also be used for those quick marriages some like to have that same day when only set eyes on someone.

Woman: "I'm desperate, please help me to save my son....please, I beg of you."
Stranger: "ok, I see what I can do."
Woman: "thank you, thank you, praise the lord."
Stranger: "Can I get a witness?"
Random Passer-by: "Sure, I'll say he was with me all the time."

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can i take a bite out of your taco?

Internet lingo for "can I have your number", often used on myspace. CITABOOYT for short.

Creeper: hey, Kristen, can I take a bite out of your taco?

Kristen: ewww no you creeper!

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yeetus beetus can i sniff your feetus

yeetus beetus can i sniff your feetus is a sentence made by ozeye optis

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Can I put My balls in your jaw?

Can I?

Can I put My balls in your jaw?

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Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus?

Give me some food. Usually one says this when they're waiting on line for lunch.

I was on a line in the mess hall at rikers and an inmate standing a few feet from me said "can I get a slap of grease in the name of jesus?".

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can i get a bum of those patatoe chips

this means that your friend wants some of ur patatoe chips

BILL - hey bro , can i get a bum of those patatoe chips please ?

Tyrone - sup bro , yeah sure

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I think we can do better than that

A compilation of disgusting videos listed in the order below
1. A woman pushes a beer can out of her pussy
2. 2 camels fucking on the road
3. A woman sitting on an arm (all the way in)
4. A girl pushing hundreds of gummy worms out of her asshile and pussy
5. A man harshly fisting a woman on a boat
6. A woman shoves her arm into another woman pussy and pushes upwards, so you can see the arm.

Did you see that video called I think we can do better than that? Ngl I would Fap to it again!

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