It was dreadfully embarrassing telling my boss i needed time off sick as i was pissing broken glass following some horizontal jogging with a spunk bucket.
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Bicycle or motorcycle (or skateboard or scooter) helmet.
Lucky you had on your brain bucket, or they'd be all over the road.
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a term for an un-hygenic keeping of the vaginal area,especially after multiple partners
man, that girl spread her legs and it smelled like a skunk bucket
N. Someone who shows no restraint when it comes to other people's business.
2. Someone who's nose is as big as a bucket.
I.E. Neighbor who rakes his concrete while staring at the cops in your driveway.
I'm going to introduce myself to my nose Bucket neighbor who seems intent on raking his driveway while the police are at my house.
One's ability to speak for long durations.
"Sammy won't stop talking."
"Yeah, that asshole has a big bucket of wind."
People who monologue have big buckets of wind.
A dirty hoe. A woman who's vagina is so big and spacious that it could easily fit a large amount of tampons.
Girl: " You're an asshole."
Boy: "Well, you're a tampon bucket."
The wishful, unspoken defense against random, rogue restaurant flower salesmen who interrup an otherwise romantic dinner with expectation and embarrassment.
Oh, holy fucking shit. This is our first date and here comes Mr 'Isn't your beautiful lady worth a $25 wilted rose?" flower fucking salesman. Yeah, next time you're trolling, being me a bucket of vaginas and then we'll talk. Right now, you can fuck-off.