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Jon-Alan

He is ugly and he can’t get any girls so he should just die his life will turn out bad and will die

Wow Jon-Alan should khs

by DBC_lolxd October 9, 2019

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


lil jon

He does for your ears what a T-bone steak does for your mouth!!!!!
Lil jon is a godsend to the club scene. If you think he's repetetive, loud, annoying and non- complex with his lyrics, i've got news for you....
YOU ARE NOT PIMPIN!
I Dont wanna hear that shit when i'm at home eating cornflakes or blastin through my livin room wall from a crazy nieghbor. i wanna hear inspired flows i can think about so i can look up and say crap like "This guy know what he's talkin about!"
But if you put me in a packed out night spot with those off beat kicks vibrating up my legs and every girl in the place creamin over those high melodies and i'll put my mother fuckin hands up high in the sky and scream "WE RUN THIS"
as many times as the king demands!
Its not Shakespeare but it still shakes like a salt shaker!!(sorry, couldn't resist)

get your ass to the club to find out how good he really is!

lil jon - rep yo city

by David osman August 29, 2006

45πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


lil jon

not only doesnt lil jon only say yeeaaaaah wuuutttttttt oooooooookay and letssss gooooo there is the occasional WAATCHHHH OUTTTTTTTT

the guy prob got paid 1 mill dollars to sing in the yeah song with usher and all he says is 5 words over and over!!!!

by Annie May 11, 2004

43πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


Jon Jones

A queen, but won't admit it. If you call him a queen he may throw his pink hairbrush at the floor, sits sulking ALL the time and has an unhealthy and quite honestly DISGUSTING obsesssion with his own manhood.

Last night Jon Jones got called a dick head, after a rather large diva tantrum, which involved sitting on the kitchen floor claiming to have claustrophobia, he went and sat in the snow sulking for 2 hours in his pyjamas. That's a real Jon Jones.

by ram ram ram3 January 1, 2009

60πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


lil jon

to all you ignorant people who claim that he does nothing but yell "yeah", "OK", and "what?" and gets paid to do so, you are dead wrong. lil jon produces most of the songs he is in, and also created the beat in every song that he is in, which probably isnt as easy as you think. and no matter what you guys say, he has about 10 times the amount of money you make in your life in his pocket at this very second, and has already gone a lot further in life then you probably will.

ignorant racist: wtf is thi shit? all this dude does is yell and get paid for it..
anyone who actually knows whats going on: you obviously have no idea what you are talking about

by educator of the haters April 6, 2005

77πŸ‘ 89πŸ‘Ž


Jon's Mom

An extraordinarily attractive woman found in K-town. although most who hear this do not believe until they actually see this foxoliscious woman. No photos of Victoria Mathews have been found as it is believed she is too hot to be kept on film or digital imagery. This legendary woman has also been known to turn straight females into lesbians, and gays straight. There is no possible way to resist Jon's mom.

"I'd tap jon's mom, shes a foxxx"
"yo man i did last night, it was hawwwwwttt"

by cookah April 10, 2007

19πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Lil Jon

1)King Of crunk
2)From Atlanta, Georgia

He doesn't really rap but he is a producer and in alot of the songs he produces in the background he says things like 'What' 'Yeah'
'Okay' and 'Lets go' in a way that only Lil Jon can do.

Lil Jon's new song was crunkfull.

by Allison The White Girl January 22, 2005

30πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž