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Performing anal sex using BBQ sauce instead of anal lube.
You have not had real BBQ until you try a Kansas City hot pocket. Burns so good.
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Performing anal sex using BBQ sauce instead of anal lube.
You have not had a real BBQ experience until you have tried a Kansas City hot pocket. Burns so good!
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To kill someone and have sex with their dead body. (Necrophilia is technically not illegal in Kansas.)
Bill Gates is so hot, I would love to take him down to Kansas.
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a sweaty, shitty rag resembling pudding
it was so hot today i made a kansas city pudding rag when i wiped my ass.
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When you stuff your balls in your partners ass
I gave your mom a Kansas City Slam Dunk last night!
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four guys in one line and four guys in alother line facing down and beating off on one girls face. then beating her up and taking her money.
that slut from the party te other night
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Its when the male ejaculates semen into the female's reproductive organ, normally known as the Vagina.
"How was your weekend"
"Dude best shit ever, she actually let me give her a Kansas City Cotton Factory"
(they do a jumping high five)
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