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Kurt Wagner Productions is a production company founded by Kurt Wagner from Continental, OH in 2012.
Kurt Wagner Productions
The act of killing yourself via gunshot wound to the head.
Kilian "You should fucking Kurt Cobain Yourself"
Logan "Who's my Courtney Love?"
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Accidentally shot oneself in the head with a shotgun
(cop gets shot on GTA IV, falls over and accidentally shoots himself in the face with a shotgun)
"Looks like he just pulled a Kurt Cobain!"
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A shotgun.
*Mike and Sarah are awoken by a noise in the middle of the night*
Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house
Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.
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The unfortunate condition where one find's the love of his or her life before becoming famous, as their newfound stardom would have enabled that person to meet someone far more attractive than the person they met as a non-celebrity.
Kurt Warner Syndrome is named after two time Super Bowl MVP Kurt Warner. As a member of the 1999 Rams, Kurt became a huge star in the NFL. His wife received lots of airtime, and unfortunately for both Kurt and the millions of viewers tuning in, she looked more like a butch biker lady than an NFL MVP's main squeeze.
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The best character on the satirical pseudo-documentary The Office. Projects a Vladimir Putin-like charisma and is knowledgeable about everything, from German (mostly pre-industrial religious) to farming beets to mold extermination. He also an authority on bears, weaponry, health care plans, sabotage, and the supernatural. Played by the inimitable Rainn Wilson.
Dwight Kurt Schrute:
"How would I describe myself?
Three words: Hardworking, Alpha Male, Jackhammer........Merciless..............Insatiable. "
*hold up purple belt*
"This a message, for the entire office, so that everyone can see that I am capable of physical dominating them."
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A cute, perfect, and talented man whose eyes is so cute like a puppy. His voice is so good and calming. He can play any music instrument, from guitar to harp. He rarely sing himself, he prefer to collaborate with other talented singer. He's a phenomenon on YouTube.
Friend: Have you watch Kurt Hugo Schneider's medley of Maroon 5 songs w/ Max and Victoria Justice?
Me: Yeah. But I like his cover of Plain White T' - Hey There Delilah more. his voice is so calming.
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