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lydia martin

my fwend.

HEY LYDIA MARTIN YOU R AMAZING

by DAT BXTCH January 11, 2018


Kelvin Martin

Kelvin Martin is the original '50 Cent'. He was a one-man crime wave in brooklyn back in the 80s. His M.O. was robbing stores & people. Standing only 5' 2" he got his name playing dice. he started with a 50¢ bet and walked away with $500

In Kelvin Martins honor, Curtis Jackson purchased a headstone for Kelvins grave and took on the name 50 cent to keep his name alive

by korpse September 20, 2007


Ricky Martin

(Noun) The awkward silence and/or major anticlimax that follows the confession of a big secret that everybody else already knew.

"I told my boss that actually I had smoked pot in the past, but, given my love of cargo pants, it was a total Ricky Martin."

"When Marlena announced her true age to her co-workers, she was met with nearly universal Ricky Martin."

by anterelic March 31, 2010


Adam Martin

(verb) The act or attempt of avoiding other people. In order to complete an Adam Martin, you must acknowledge the other party then quickly act to avoid them. If conversation is made with the other party, the Adam Martin attempt is failed.

Mike-"Hey isn't that Jack?"
Brian-"Yeah, I think he's trying to avoid us."
Mike-"Damn, he just Adam Martined the hell out of us."

by Mike Yellow Subaru September 07, 2009


isaac martin

a teenage male, he is refined and enjoys the finer things in life such as cognac, basment jacks, beard stroking, intelligent conversation and the book by him and Amy Dixon" how to skin a cat, there is more than one way!"

Amy: guten tag isaac how are you on this fine wednesday evening?
isaac: very well thank you. would you like to join me for a spot of cognac and beard stroking. we can discuss our book!
Amy: yes please my dear fellow although it is mainly my book
isaac: i beg to differ!

by ams April 24, 2005


bob martins

Rhyming slang for Vitamins.

Alberts been on the Bob Martins

by Galaxy boi March 21, 2017


Nick Martin

A pedophilic 14 year old with down syndrome. Famous for lines such as:

"Where is shini"

"What do you what"

"fuck you asshole bitch"

Easy to catfish

Formerly known for his adventures on the kids game Club Penguin Rewritten

Guy: Wanna catfish Nick Martin?
Other guy: You mean "Nick Martin the p*do!"? Sure!

by Shø April 10, 2019