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mega zooted

To be so fucking high that zooted is out of the question. To use more than 100% of your brain in all aspects. To be so immensely high that you can feel every single particle that exists in your physical form

Colby- dude you were zooted yesterday
You- nah dude, I was fuckin MEGA ZOOTED

by GTESUS March 16, 2018


Mega Knight

Mega Knight is the definition of gay in Clash Royale. Mega Knight users are mega gay because they mega nut to the mega knight when they play this card. Also, Mega Knight users have no father figure in their lives.

Skillful Clash Royale Player: Bro just played mega knight. That's kinda gay.

by Greg The Slime April 12, 2023


Hella Mega

Hella Mega: To be used in expression of pure Awe / Amazement / Admiration

"Bro, you got me the new Xbox?! Thats Hella Mega."
"Hey baby, you kinda lookin' Hella Mega."
"Sorry about your dogs death man, thats not Hella Mega"

by 2009XboxLiveKid January 19, 2021


mega shplunck

When you take a massive shit and it ruptures your asshole leaving blood in the water

Dude I need an ambulance I just took a mega shplunck

by Mussolini good leader August 9, 2018


mega fap

When you fap so hard your dick bleeds

I mega faped and it hurt but felt good

by Giamt anus alex December 11, 2017


mega dibs

Adjective - to describe someone you are well into

1) the ultimate of dibs
2) definitely mashable
3) highly alluring on a minimum of sleep

oh man that squiffs is mega dibs - I would!!

by idobelieve December 28, 2010


mega dick

a pp that is HUGE

you don't have a mega dick lmaoo

by chocalate spit August 19, 2021