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Where Khalilah is, she is in Baghdad city and she is also looking pretty on this wonderful night. She is also blind. She is also really hot. Literally.
“Hey there Khalilah what’s it like in Baghdad city, I’m 3,000 miles away but tonight you’re looking pretty can’t you see”
she has a big ass booty. all the guys wanna fuck. her since of humor is slight sexual, but hilarious
i heard lizzy miles and him are dating
yeah he’s so lucky
Matt: "How much farther is there? I'm dying here!"
Brad:"Oh, only one more Holdridge mile!"
~3 hours later~
Matt: "We still aren't there!!!"
Most commonly known as "something no one wants to see". It is a pencil sharpener conveniently located in the rear of Miles. If you ever encounter Miles's Anus you may experience eye bleeding and other forms of torturous responses.
I've heard that in some countries Miles's Anus is a form of death penalty.
The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.
Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”
Latin for "bragging soldier." A person who continually boasts of his fighting capability, but the very nanosecond he finds himself in an actual fight, he turns tail and runs his ass out of town.
Bully: Well!? Who wants some!? I can snap a man in two with my fingers!
Fighter roughly his size: Sure thing, punk. *throws left hook*
Bully: SHIT SHIT SHIT! *runs down hall*
Random dude in crowd: Yup. Bona fide Miles Gloriosus.
A Miles Rendallson is when you go to finish and spaff on the back of your sisters head but instead a little bit of poo comes out
Ahhh wtf mate, did you just a miles rendallson on my sons chest