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Woman defeats someone, Positions herself over their face and Squats. "Muffin Squat"
A muffin used in place a of a cum sock. The muffin becomes limp after a while and can be thrown at a ceiling and will stick.
Hey Michael, is that a Limp Muffin up there?
Yeah brad! That’s my Limp Muffin from last week!
large group of women hanging out together without men (female equivalent of a sausage fest).
We're you at Abby's party last week? Total muffin fest, not a guy in sight
fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.
"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.
A very cute/adorable person you just want to tackle and squeeze whenever you see them.
He was such a squiggle muffin when I saw him on the street.
I got excited when I saw that Squiggle Muffin walk into the room.
1. meaning a tard, idiot, dumb, stupid, or strangely freckled mammal.
2. a delicious muffin.
1. Man, he got a 1 on his test, what a Quaz Muffin.
2 i just ate a blueberry Quaz Muffin
The most sluttiest bitch around
Person 1: Yeah I heard she flirts with every guy"
Person 2: "That bitch is a thot muffin"