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Cardiac muscle is one of the three types of muscle in your body. It is the muscle of the heart that contracts to pump blood to the rest of the body.
Person 1: *lives*
Person 2: "I guess your cardiac muscle is doing it's job, huh?"
A bearded man that loves to workout and has amazing muscles
Damn... did you see that bearded muscle guy in the gym..
Moderately sized fat deposits on males that, at first glance, appear to be muscles that have been enlarged through intensive weightlifting. Faux muscles usually come with an enlarged belly.
Person 1: Man, that guy is so ripped!
Person 2: Nah, he just has faux muscles.
Decorative muscle is when a person (almost always a male) looks large and very strong physically, but in actuality is far weaker than they appear. This usually stems from one of the following ordeals:
1.) Using repetition in weight lifting which causes one's muscle mass to increase, while only gaining minimal boosts in strength.
2.) Skin complexion (muscle highlights much better on people with darker skin tones).
3.) A higher amount of fast-twitch muscle fibers which are great for short, explosive bursts of power rather than endurance and longevity.
4.) Focusing more on gaining mass rather than actually becoming stronger.
John was huge and very imposing at 6'2" and 225 lbs, but you should have seen the shock on his face when 5'9", 170 lb Daniel not only beat him at arm wrestling, but benched and squatted more than him aswell. It turns out than John had a bad case of decorative muscle.
The one muscle in every woman that has the magical ability to captivate and control any man of any caliber. This muscle is medically referred to as, "vagina"
Rusty was doing great, business was booming, life was going his way, and then he met Sally and she flexed that ol Magic Muscle. Now Rusty's broke and no one ever sees him.
Any and all muscles that are bulging or well-defined from sexual activity, typically the biceps.
Me: Did you see the size of his biceps? That's hot - his chest too.
Her: Those are some damn fine sex muscles.
Any and all muscles that are bulging or well-defined from sexual activity.
Me: Did you see the size of his biceps? That's hot - his chest too.
Her: Those are some damn fine sex muscles.