Buttock Mustard

The mixture of seaman and excrement resulting from anal sex

"I screwed my girl up the A-hole last night"
"How was it?"
"It was great but I got covered in buttock mustard straight after"

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raw mustard

A nickname for Roy Mustang from FullMetal Alchemist (FMA).

Roy Mustang military rank:colonal a.k.a. The flame alchemist.

Roy Mustang is so cool!
Don't you mean "Raw Mustard"?

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Mustard gas

when u squeeze a bottle of mustard and no mustard comes out it’s just mustard gas

oh no it’s only mustard gas faggot

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mustard pot

Someone’s asshole while they have diarrhea.

Baby just let me lick that mustard pot!

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Mustard slut

When a sexually active females vagina smells like rotting mustard

This girl named Jordan mutispaugh is a mustard slut, I can smell it from a mile away.

Rick: oh my word the hoe is a mustard slut, I throw up every time I get within 20 feet of her.

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mustard fingers

a nickname of someone who maturbates alot.

p1> omg. ryan was so jacking off in math class!
p2> woo! go mustard fingers!

p1>hey mustard fingers! what'd you do yesterday?
p2>masturbate! what else, nigga!?

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pussy mustard

A yellowish contence that discharges from a nasty infection ridden twat

Did you hear that slut got that pussy mustard

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