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What a woman has if she goes all day without a bra on and no one noticed.
We were out all day with Jane and never noticed she wasn't wearing a bra. It was nipply out and she wasn't wearing a jacket either. The woman's got ninja nipples!
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Leaving with out saying good bye.
Where did brad go? Man, he must of ninja dipped again. WTF?
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Similar to regular Props but sneakier and moar fully awesome
Can only be given and received by truly worthy people
Editors who put up with the shit that people try to post stupid shit on UD all the time deserve major ninja props
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A silent, yet super stinky fart.
I love to release my Ninja Farts just before exiting the elevator.
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A guy who is able to stealthily infiltrate, using charm or bravado, almost any female's defense barrier, namely whatever pantywear is "defending" her lower territories.
Greg: Yo, Eric, can you believe TJ hit that blonde chick's gash last night?
Eric: Shit, man, TJ's a freakin' panty ninja.
Although Meegan was really a cum dumpster, she often acted demure so guys would feel like panty ninjas when she finally pulled down her drawers.