Ninja Warrior

Awesome. Simply Awesome.

Ninja Warrior's on? Awesome.

88👍 10👎

ninja walk

When one rolls instead of walking.

Dude, we ninja walked home!

53👍 5👎

Ninja Props

Similar to regular Props but sneakier and moar fully awesome

Can only be given and received by truly worthy people

Editors who put up with the shit that people try to post stupid shit on UD all the time deserve major ninja props

21👍 1👎

Ninja Dip

Leaving with out saying good bye.

Where did brad go? Man, he must of ninja dipped again. WTF?

21👍 1👎

Ninja Nipples

What a woman has if she goes all day without a bra on and no one noticed.

We were out all day with Jane and never noticed she wasn't wearing a bra. It was nipply out and she wasn't wearing a jacket either. The woman's got ninja nipples!

21👍 1👎

ninja fart

A silent, yet super stinky fart.

I love to release my Ninja Farts just before exiting the elevator.

79👍 9👎

Grill Ninja

Experienced, skilled culinary artist or cook. Capable of multi-tasking, with great knowledge of steak, cooking methods and food products. By nature, the Grill Ninja should have special skills and talents in combat arts. It may be difficult to see a Grill Ninja, as they are always in the middle of the action. A Grill Ninja can be found working their magic in an indoor or outdoor cooking environment.

Like a Grill Ninja, the kitchen staff cooked 200 steaks, prepared a catering and finished cleaning the kitchen.