Random
Source Code

Ivory-sure

This two-word term quickly describes the mindset of an entity who is as certain as possible with the obvious possible exception of being mistaken by reason of being human, all members of said species being prone to make mistakes.

The term is derived from the 19th century slogan of Ivory Soap, first sold in 1879 with the taglines "It Floats" and it's "99 and 44/100 Percent Pure."

The strangely precise figure was derived from independent laboratory tests conducted in 1881 that discovered that Ivory soap only contained 0.56% impurities. Impurities in this sense meaning anything other than fat or alkali, the basic content of most soap." So, qualifying any statement with the addition of the term "Ivory-sure" means being as sure as is humanly possible.

"Are you sure that your cousin won't spoil our little party?"
"Ivory-sure, friend. The party is on."

by A. D'Venture July 18, 2023


sure footed bitch

a bitch that just won't quit

Man... my teacher is a sure footed bitch!

by RR6 merlin July 29, 2022


not sure what you're on

When somebody fucking says the stupidest of stupid shit so you must think they use crack, LSD, methamphetamine, ayahuasca , marijuana or another drug

Phil: The Dallas cowboys are making the super bowl this year we Dem Boyz

De'eon: I'm not sure what you're on but I definitely want some of that because that shit you just said was fucking stupid I may need some brain bleach after hearing that

by Bleeding guns January 29, 2023


yeah, no, for sure.

Interj.
(Toronto-Slang)
1. Affirmative; Yes.

2. I agreed with you from the start of that last sentence.

"These evil robots are really getting on my nerves lately."
"Oh, yeah, no, for sure. They've taken it too far with the probes."

by floppsy April 27, 2021


durn sure

Something Kootra from the Creatures says when he likes something.

"Durn Sure"

~Kootra

by Kookiecreature May 13, 2016


"Sure Kurt"

It is a response given to someone who is telling a story which is too outlandish to be true.

"Dude, the snow drift was all the way up to the peak of the roof of my dads two story house. So I jumped it with my snowmobile." Appropriate response; "Sure Kurt"

by T-Dog. The countryboy pimp. April 11, 2009


hola sure

An unambiguous expression of affirmation, used especially in the context of proposal delivered via SMS.

Nick: Want to hang out?
Bob: Hola sure

by velociraptor111 January 3, 2023