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A General in the US Army Born on November 11th, 1885. He was a famous General of WWII who kicked a lot of german ass and made the Germans fear him. He liked to use tanks and drive like a mad dog through the enemy. He was one of our best General's of WWII. He died on December 21st, 1945 after a car crash. One of the Army's best general's and is the father of the US tank force. He is also famous for being the kind of guy who you would think eats nails for breakfest.
SS solider #1- Here come some american tanks. Lets shoot!
SS solider #2- Are you crazy?? those are tanks form George Patton 3rd Army!!
SS solider #1- ohh crap!! retreat!!!!
(the two soliders run away)
Tanker inside the tank they spotted- Hey look! Some Germans! FIRE!!!
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The only comedian worthy or using the seven words you can't say on TV: Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. R.I.P. Man.
Somewhere in Heaven, George Carlin is telling God to fuck off.
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A highly incompetent puppet of the American Government. The only man(if you can call him that) to make Forrest Gump look like a God-Damn genious. A low-life scumbag who sends other peoples' children off to war, in order for he, and the rest of his oil cronies to rake in more money thru the ever rising price of oil. The village idiot who rose to power thru his daddies money and pull, in order to play red rover with the Middle East. Someone who couldn't find a weapon of mass destruction if he was sitting on it. The only President to bend over the American people, and not even have the balls to give us a reach around or cab fare home.
George W.Bush is the A-hole that ran the USA from 2000-2008.
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A fat ginger pig who molests his dogs and sucks of his dad then eats his mum's booty for food stamps
Get out my house you george tidy before I ask for my food stamps back
A fat ginger pig who molests his dogs and sucks of his dad then eats his mum's booty for food stamps
Get out my house you george tidy before I ask for my food stamps back
Derived from Steinbeck's protagonist's in "Of Mice and Men"
1. To travel large distances in order to find and/or maintain work during hard economic times.
2. To accept temporary employment, particularly when the hours are long, the task is difficult and has no chance of becoming permanent.
3. To rely on male camaraderie for support during tough economic times.
1. We'll just have to Lenny-and-George it, and take whatever job we can get.
2. We've been Lenny-and-Georging the area for work lately.
3. We're Lenny-and-Georging our way through this.