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A 30 something year old woman, sometimes with a British accent. A pessimist that wants everybody to feel miserable. Extremely sarcastic and hard to take seriously.
J: "Yo Emma check it out it's Poochie Mama"
E: "We better stay away from her, she aint legit!"
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A really big fat fuck who lies about his sex life and has the dickie-do disease and his past heroic endeavors are all a lie but you smile while you are beating him mercilessly in your mind.
"don't mind him, he's just talking shit....that big mama dan"
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It includes everyone, and sometimes almost literally and their mama.
Person 1: I told you what happened in confidence you would keep it to yourself but you ran around running your mouth to everybody and their mama
Person 2: it sort of slipped out, I'm sorry!
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A poor comback when nothing else comes to mind.
1.) At leats I have a mama not two dads and a chemistry set.
2.) Your moms like a postage stamp, I'll lick her stick her and send her away.
3.) Lets get off the subject of mama's cause I just got off yours.
4.) You keep my mom out of this I'll keep this out of your mom.
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A vulnerable woman who doesn't realise that her Baby Daddy is a dick head.
She cries over him but always runs back when the twat gets in touch (usually when he's bored and hasn't had a shag for ages).
She doesn't listen to people who advise that he is no good and just a bastard in general who couldn't give a fuck and always ends up broken hearted because he won't change.
'Hey mate are you still keeping in touch with your baby mama?'
'Yeah we still have sex but we'll never be together!'
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a sexy woman, total milf, gives good head, cougar, monster in bed, good piece of pie, finger lickin good,
Man that was finger licking good. Did you see how good Mama K is in bed
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Two baby mamas who share the same baby daddy. The baby mamas are friends and have good relationships with all their children and each other's families, without the baby daddy.
My baby daddy gets jealous that his two ex's get along and have become Sister Mamas, who act like positive loving adults for the sake of their children.
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