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Another name our planet, Earth
Let's stop godgobbers from destroying Planet Ours.We've only got one planet !
This sentence is an idiomatic expression referring to someone who is expressing an extreme need for money as soon as possible as if their rent was due, this can materialize in working extra hard for your money and or doing extreme begging.
This sentence can also be used as a question, "Is your rent due?" meaning "Do you need money?",
as a statement, "Bro's rent is due" or "Rent was/is due" meaning "That man really needs money" or "I really need money"
and as a adverb, "Bro is acting like his rent is due" meaning "He's working very hard to earn that money, almost like his rent is due."
Guy 1: *Doing extreme stunts while panhandling"
Guy 2 (roommate): "What the hell is this guy doing? I don’t remember our rent being due."
Guy 1: "PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY"
Guy 2: "Is your rent due?"
Guy 1: "I'll do anything for 10 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Bro's rent is due"
Guy 1: *Starts breakdancing widely on cardboard behind a tip jar*
Guy 2 "Bro is acting like his rent is due"
The Saturday nights we chilled in your bedroom watching Netflix and eating popcorn.
“Miss our hangs dude! Fuck sux I’ve got a whole bag of popcorn to myself”
If you have a penis you cannot dance on the bar.
Male Rando: Can I get up there?
Employee: Sorry, no wood on our wood.
Ha! I spent my teenage years drifting around frozen roads and driving 8 hours a day for my parents business. My grandfather built half of the frozen tundra with his bare hands.
Hym "Ha! 'Drive our roads' he says! I've been walking in the freezing cold all winter and this isn't even the first winter I've had to navigate on foot. I could drink a 12 pack of Bud Platinum and drive your roads and your moose-riding police force would end up PAYING ME FINES for riding SOBER! Look, I'm not going to take shit from people who get paid 55 dollars an hour to drink over-priced whiskey and sleep on the taxpayer dime while their coworkers talk about UFOs and I'm certainly not going to let them tell me they don't have to abide by my 5th amendment rights. What you NEED to do is get a handle on these mentally disabled sister-molesters you are giving hundreds of billions of dollars to PUT MY AI IN YOUR NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEMS and take the money out of THEIR banks account and then put it in MY bank account. That's what you need to do."
the basic NPC line right-wing demagogues say on TV when a threat to the ruling class's profits shows up
"China uses virtual reality in their schools!"
"This is extremely dangerous to our democracy"
Our lady of mercy academy is the only school in the south jersey region that is all girls. The school is characterized by their hypocrisy and their overwhelming need to play TGIF at nearly every event possible. They make poor attempts to educate their students who are already hardly in school to begin with. The faculty is most welcoming but sometimes one must wonder how some of them got teaching degrees in the first place. There’s an over abundance of photos taken on a day to day basis and they will undoubtedly be posted and featuring the worst angles of you imaginable. They’re supposedly linked with St. Augustine prep which can be noticed as the only all boys school on the south jersey region. OLMA travels over there for different sporting events in attempts to “find a prep guy” but will almost always fail. The school can be recognized for their dedication to sports, they have brought home many trophies and titles and have brought their little school up on the divisions. Their cookies are unmatched, and turkey bowl has been by far one of the most popular meals. They go through teachers like an OLMA girl goes through boyfriends. Not a bad school, but not a great one either.
"Oh look, it's the OLMA girls"
"Who?"
"Our lady of mercy academy"