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A towel or blanket that is designated as a cum rag that Serves a dual purpose of cleaning the vagina of a guest after sex.
Instead of giving her a new towel to clean herself with, I gave her my starchy cape.
The place where you make your closest friends and your best memories.
I want to go back to cape cod sea camps, all my friends are there and I miss them!
Don't EVER get on the wrong side of this animal! It is one of the last things you'll want to do!
Along with the hippo and the rhino, the Cape Buffalo is one of the most aggressive and dangerous herbivores in Africa. Despite weighing as much as a car, an adult Cape Buffalo can charge at speeds of up to 30 mph and is more than capable of dealing an overhead toss to any lion that tries to make a meal out of it.
When your at a dead stop and have to turn right onto the highway going 60mph then turn left off the highway into a parking lot, pull a U-ie and then take another right into the 60mph traffic
Traffic on Cape Cod in the Summer sucks, youve gotta take a Cape Cod Left turn to ever get going left on the highway
A suburb of nothing full of idiots, transplants, and bubbas (the north carolina trio of the damned) who think a leased "luxury" pickup truck and mortgage on a 300k tract home is a sign of wealth.
Cape Carteret truly is the land of the 80k a year millionaire.
When you poo and some TP stays stuck to your ass
"I'm so fucking embarassed, I had a boxer cape for like 2 hours dude.
JobTown resides a little farther away from the bridge; but can hang with the saltiest of city jakes
-“Wow!! whos that hero on top of that new ladder truck saving everyone??”
-That’s McShera, aka the “Lower Cape Truckie”