Long Sleeve Party Shirt

A long sleeve party shirt is a crop top or cleavage exposing shirt, that is worn in the wintertime and obviously has long sleeves. It is a shirt that is slutty, but looks warm too!

I need to find a long sleeve party shirt for the party tonight.

Sleeves out of my vest

Giving a concession that sounds like something significant and is likely to get accepted as such, but in reality you've given away nothing of value, or something that you would have had to include anyway.

Bill: I gave that treadmill to the guy that bought my car to get him to say yes.

Bob: But you were already planning to give that to charity.

Bill: Exactly. I gave him the sleeves out of my vest.

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Chuff like a wizard's sleeve

Having a wide or loose vagina.

I banged your sister and man, she's got a chuff like a wizard's sleeve. I couldn't feel her at all.

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something up your sleeve

Poker players who were (or are) less than honest, were known to keep an extra Ace or two stashed up their sleeve. This could be retrieved when needed either by means of slipping it out or by a spring loaded mechanical device that would slid the card out when pressed.

Everybody put your hands on the table. Slim, I think you've got something up your sleeve besides your arm.

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rollin' up my sleeves

rollin' up my sleeves is a secretive way of saying masturbation. It works especially well if your penis (someone else's penis) is not circumsized.

parents: "son what's taking you and becky so long to get ready for the dance?"

son: "nothing dad. She's just rollin' up my sleeves."

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pissflaps like wizard's sleeves

To refer to a females labia which hangs down like wizard sleeves.

Christ, you've got pissflaps like wizard's sleeves. (followed by a punch in the mouth)

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Saggy Salsa Sleeve

The act of filling a non-english speaking woman's vagina and/or rectum with hot salsa then dipping tortilla chips into the designated area and then you proceed to force-feed the chips to her.

Note: the woman must be upside down in order to keep the salsa from dripping out.

Guy 1: So, how far did you get with your girl last night?
Guy 2: I rounded third base with the Saggy Salsa Sleeve.
Guy 1: :O! WTF111!!!1
Guy 2: .....yeah.

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