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one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..
HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway (135) and i wont have any trouble what so-ever
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Where one consistently jacks off into a shot glass and drinks their own cum because they can't get laid by dudes or chicks.
Male 1: Hey, you're cute what's you name?
Girl/Guy2: Hey there, not to be rude but I'm just not interested, I'm looking for a real man.
Male1: Oh thats alright, I'm just going to head home an Oceanside Oyster night cap.
Later that night...
Male 1: I love drinking my own cum.
When the time was right and the lights were dim she presented her new husband with her oyster magic
when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating pussy"
How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!
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A two day old steamed dim sum.
“I found a bunch of Parramatta oysters at the back of the fridge.”
What comes out of your nose after doing large amounts of cocaine for an extended period of time.
Man, Smitty served up Chicago oysters all over that hotel room in Atlantic City.
To be tunrt af, lit, life of the party.
It was a rough week, wanna be oysters the weekend? Oy Oy Oysters