Random
Source Code
Random
one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..
HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway (135) and i wont have any trouble what so-ever
12👍 8👎
Mistaken google translation of the word #mesugaki.
In the Japanese language there's a phenomenon called rendaku, which causes a voiceless consonant to become voiced (in this case the letter "k" becomes "g"). Prefix "mesu" (jap. 雌 written in kana as めす / メス ) means female animal or plant. The translator mistakenly took the word #mesugaki ( jap. メスガキ = female brat) for the "mesukaki" (female oyster) undergoing rendaku.
Uohhhh! Damn female oyster, correction is needed! 😭😭😭💢💢💢
When you cum into a girls ear and have you or someone else suck it out like a oyster shot
Me and these two girls last night did the oyster?
Cunnilingus; oral; sucking that clam clam
Girl, I'm finna milk that oyster.
I went oyster milking and oyster milk squirted all over my face
I was milking my oyster all over their face last night
When you have a girl bent over, and you hock a lugie straight into her butthole. You then garnish this with whatever kind of sauce or sauces you like, then suck it right out of her starfish and down the throat it goes.
I gave my girl an Indiana oyster, but she didn’t like the hot sauce.
To spit into a girl's asshole. Then garnish with lime and (other favorable garnishes) then eat it from Said woman's asshole.
Anna Kendrick is so hot I'd give her the ol Indiana Oyster any day of the week!!!
The act of ejaculating in one's pants too soon while under a blanket.
"Oh, no! I'm oystering!"
"Dude, I am just sitting here in clothes!"