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When accidentally stepping on an oyster in Australia, a bleeding, infected, pus dripping stump is usually the result. This painful horror is called oyster foot.
Hey mate, I’ve got a serious case of oyster foot.
When your mate racks a PhAt line on the mirror with your mums oyster, and there's a little residue on the card
Oi come on Gav, lick that SALTY OYSTER
Gav it's a bit fucked, I'm so fucked, lick the salt off this salty oyster my guy 'hashtag 100'
A semen oyster is a disgusting lolcow who just sits in his room and masturbates all day. He doesn't move like an oyster and there is semen all over his room, hence the name semen oyster. He can be milked for his lolcow pearls and is more often than not a tranny.
All that pedophile does is masturbate in his room all day! He's a fucking disgusting semen oyster!
To be tunrt af, lit, life of the party.
It was a rough week, wanna be oysters the weekend? Oy Oy Oysters
When you get so hot and bothered that you cream your pants, son.
I'm sitting here watching my friend Matt cook dinner with a large oyster in my shorts.
Something that is so cool you say “that’s so oyster”
Person 1 “ hey that person is so cool!”
Person 2 “ you mean that’s so oyster!”
Person 1 “oh yeah! That person is so oyster!!”
Person 1”woah that person is so cool!”
Person 2”you mean oyster not cool!”
Person 1”oh yeah! They are so oyster!!”