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one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..
HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway (135) and i wont have any trouble what so-ever
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My dog keeps snatching up my Oyster Catchers and dragging them around the house. Its even worse that he likes the dirty Oyster Catchers the best! It’s so embarrassing when I find my dog has drug dirty oyster catches into the neighbors years.
A promiscuous lady or guy of the night willing to suck down every last oyster.
Annie is a a real oyster catcher, she got every last drop.
A slutty chick or guy that loves to swallow just after meeting a guy.
What an oyster catcher, Annie is. She just took that dude into the bathroom.
leaving a load of sperm in the hot tub after fucking
No way I am getting in this hot tub when Mitch is floating oysters with his girl.
A term to describe pistachio nuts.
With their shells, the way they are eaten and their morish nature, "oysters of the land" has become an apt description for pistachios.
"Pistachios truly are the oysters of the land" ...*slurp*.
I am going to buy myself some oysters of the land.
Someone who has a natural ability to charm women with what appears to be little to no effort.
Man, your buddy could pick up chicks anywhere! He's a real oyster hoister.