Lazy truck driver that takes long breaks, shuts down early, drops trailer, makes lots of mistakes, and is always late for deliveries.
I need to drive my clock out today, but I think I’m going to pull a Palmer.
A guy with a record breaking Penis
Jeez, That guy over there! That’s a palmer!
Somebody who is so fucking horny they can’t stop humping.
Person 1: I’m so Palmer
Person 2 bends over and pulls down pants
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 1: Get that Palmerness out
The Alpha male. inventor of Palmerian scepticism. First rate anarchist who doubts the existence of the atom.
he has become a palmer
Iced tea mix %50 with Rockstar Energy + Hydration Lemonade.
variations include the Shitfaced John which is a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.
The act of eating an ass with such enthusiasm and aplomb that the eater gains more pleasure from the act than the eatee.
Hey babe, when we get home, I'm going to shower and when I get out I want you ti hit me with that dirty palmer
An unlikely breakfast cocktail comprising a pint of cider and a pickled egg.
James is looking a little worse for wear after last night, let’s get him a Dirty Palmer to perk him up