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The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.
TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?
I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.
A Twitter person who digs up some stuff From a guy or girl to want an apology and to educate them.
Police Zoomer: Omg fitz said the r slur to himself!
Guy: Leave Twitter.
A mother that sleep deprives her kids so that she can call the police on them for not going to school in the morning.
The police never figured out the police witch they just sent the kid to the psych ward.
A fictional police force for those who bullshit.
George: "I'm totally gonna fail this exam"
Peter: "Someone call 911 and call in the Bullshit Police"
The chip police is looking for Julia Macias Mocos and and she sleeps on the grass. It’s been four years and they haven’t found her yet. She steals people’s chips.
The chip police is hunting julia mocos down
Anyone who walks around checking out women, like a policemen patrolling an area
John:Dude, did you see all those fine women?!
Caleb:Sure did! Dude you know I'm patrolling, after all I am a queese police!
A group of moderators who really need to do their job
Wow, these Gamer Police really need to mute that guy for micspamming constantly