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Practically unacknowledged existence of highly porky smelling oil secreted around the anus - avoid showering for a few days to discover this. Can be smeared under the nose of a fellow camping / dormitory occupant as a punishment.
Other 'oils' exist - discover and enjoy......
Lamb oil - found in the pubes,
Cheese oil - found between toes esp. athletes foot
Bacon & onion oil - armpits
Chicken oil - hair!
Prawn oil - earns, esp if infected.
I taught the arsewipe not to snore, I gave him a pork oil moustache.
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Cockney rhyming slang for 'lies'
who's been tellin porkies? (pork pies)
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A sexual act in where to grown menstand toe to toe and insert their penises into a pringles can full of warm Nacho Cheese. They then begin to hump until they each cum at which time they pour the contents on nacho cheeps and chow down. The resulting food product is known as "Machos."
"Hey, you in the mood to do the Pork Cork?"
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A Reach-around Hand-job from a homeless man
"I would have been here sooner, but I got a pork knuckle on the subway"
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Noun
A morbidly obese female, in which her very presence is revolting and vile to the most epic and vivid level achievable.
In less often used, can refer to a morbidly obese male.
Guy 1: Damn man did you just see that one girl wreck the buffet? I doubt she even left us any!!!
Guy 2: I know right? What a pork star!!!
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1. Any stories involving sex, attempts to have sex, or failures related to sex.
2. A fratire author who tells stories consistent with definition 1.
Remember that Brazillian tranny we met at the mega club last night? Sit down, because boy do I have the pork story of pork stories for you!
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A game played by clubbers. Trying to pull the ugliest girl 'pig' in the club.
Did you 'Pork the pig you pulled?"
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