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pretzel day is on april 26, it's also the day we praise to auntie anne's and wetzels like jesus harold christ
Person 1: "it's pretzel day! i heard they have discounts."
“Hey Stacy, you gonna hit that?” *points at a guy*
“Nah Rebecca, he’s a pretzel goldfish.”
when you and your babe start making out put the fries into her pussy and then eat them. yum.
wowzers dude, i totally did the crispy pretzel chicken fries with tasha!
The act of eating ass at an Outback Steakhouse.
Hey, you guys tried the free pretzels at Outback?
A boring person in a group of friends. Kinda needed in some respects, but never the center of attention. Conclusion: don't be this person.
God damn you, Joey, you're the pretzels of the party mix.
A deep bellybutton with lint and a pretzel ball in it.
Look at that cute little pretzel nest your body made.
When you fold a girl into a pretzel and eat her out ferociously.
“I turned that shorty into a pretzel smoothie”