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Eeeeewwwww such bad place with stoopid peepil and kills you with boringness screw this gross place (ง'̀-'́)ง saiv me from this hell miss hibas voice makes me want to puke ewwwwwwww
Instead of using hell as a punishment, use Abc private school
A veteran hero in the army capable of saving any solider from anything.
He can stop a bullet or shield you from a grenade, a must have comrade in the army.
H
e started out as a fat black man eating at burger king everyday. He was recruited into the military through recommendation. If you're going into battle, make sure to take him with you.
He has been known to but medics out of business.
Hey "Private Sandbag" I need you to provide cover over here!!
The bets penguin out there hands down. Whenever I'm down, Private is there. Whenever I'm sad, Private is there. Whenever I'm , private is there. Whenever I'm about to perform the most ridiculous stunt, Private is always there to support me; no matter what. He's always by my side and he will always be on your too. #ILOVEPENGUINS
Daniel: Hey have you seen that Madagascar movie yet?
Jefrey: Nah I'm racist and I hate monkeys, but I've heard something about the other animals.
Daniel: Have you heard of the Penguin?
Jefrey: Oh of course! That Private Penguino is the best dude! He totally ROCKS!
Phrase first used by Anchor Island Coffee in Kansas City, MO to describe the daily ceremony of marijuana self medication
A: Are you available tonight?
B: No, I'll be on private island time
A: Nice, Enjoy!
Sex. Usually with the bois but, sometimes with some girls.
Man 1: Aight bro are we getting up in this crib or what?
Man 2: Nah bro we can have some steamy private time in the bedroom.
Man 1 & 3: Maan, what the fuck??
The private dick who will go as low as low can go to solve a case. Even sleeping with rancid birds low.
I would of got away with it, If it hadn't of been for that Dirty Stevie Steel Private Detective Bastard!!
If Dirty Stevie Private Dick comes around lads slip him that brown envelope, hel keep the vegans away.
Wandanat x Reader story on tumblr. So so so good. Written by Maximotts. Has me and everyone else in a chokehold.
Have you read private hire on tumblr?
omg yes but maximotts hasn’t updated recently 😭