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If a pimp is going to take a chance, a bitch must give him money in advance.
A ho doesn't get to fuck a pimp until she pays him. A ho has got to put it in a pimp's pocket like a rocket before pimpin' can begin. It's not about a pimp breaking a ho, it's about a ho breaking herself.
Pimp - "Bitch, break yourself, Purse First Ass Last!"
Ho - "Pimp Daddy, what can you do with this money that I
can't do with it myself' If you can answer that, I will
break myself."
Pimp - "Bitch, I can go to the motherfucking hardware
store, get some duct tape, tape that money
on the wall, and piss on it. That's what a I can do
that a you can't!" I'm the pimp and you're the ho".
"So act like the quarterback and pass the
motherfucking bankroll."
Ho - "Yes Daddy"
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apperently its what lil' wayne keeps his pistol in when he walks around. its a very fashonable accessory which you can obtain by killing lil' wayne and prying it from his cold dead hands....good luck
"i got my gun in my boot purse"
lil' wayne's boot purse
from the song right above it by lil' wayne
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Mexican change purse, mexican change purse, dos sabados para Ted...
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A woman who only goes out with guys with big dicks thus the measuring tape. She measures a guys equipment and if it is not of a certain length she says "next."
You do not want to go out with her if she carries measuring tape in her purse.
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A guy who grabs a couple rubber bands and ties his nuts up to make it swollen and look more like a bag full of coins.
tied up coin purse-
Damn dude how many coins do you have in your bag
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a saying used to tell a man to put down his womenliness and let his testosterone conquer the large amount of estrogen that he has. in other words, man up and stop being such a wimp
Thomas: dude, im so scared that shes gonna reject me.
Michael: gosh thomas, put your purse down and go freakin ask her out.
Life would be ten times better if everyone would just put their purses down.
I feel like such a man since i put my purse down.
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to be in control of finances, to be responsible for spending money
They say they are ready to hold the purse strings but they have not shown that they can handle them any better than the current people.
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