lost at the select screen

1. Choosing low tier characters

2. Choosing the wrong groove

3. Choosing any of the OTHER 48 characters in MvC2

"LOL SERVBOT?? LOST AT SELECT SCREEN!!"

"Dude you are gonna get so reamed, you basically lost at the select screen."

"S groove?"

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The red screen of death

The most infamous error screen, It appears in ps2 When you insert a scratched disc

Kid: I found an old disc it looks cool
*Inserts disc into ps2*
*the red screen of death shows up*
Kid: MOMMY!!!

Free Screening Syndrome

The human brain's ability to enjoy a mediocre or worse film way more than it should because said film was screened in advance or for free.

"George said that flick was really good, I thought it sucked."
"Yeah, but he saw it like two years ago when they were testing it. He thinks he's special. Free Screening Syndrome."

blue screen of death

What you tend to see every 30 minutes when using Windows ME.

Women love the Blue Screen of Death because, when stared at for hours on end, adds "gorgeous highlights" to their hair.

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blue screen of death

what you see after you fall asleep wating for windows to work.

Damn all you lucky linux users for saving money on a good OS.

*YAWWWWWWWWWN* Wow windows sure goes slo.. FUCK, THAT DAMN BLUE SCREEN AGAIN!!! IM GETTIN LINUX!!!

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blue screen of death

An 600 x 800, blue message screen generated by a fatal error on a computer using a version of Windows prior to Windows 2000. This screen also closes the program you are using and makes you automatically lose all your unsaved data.

"I just got a blue screen of death and lost all my hard work! AAAAHHH!"

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main screen turn on

What you say when Windows starts up.

We Get Signal! (Welcome to Windows) Main Screen Turn On! (Crash)

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