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scrotum gnome

When you first notice a white hair under you scrotum.

I finally got my first scrotum gnome at age 35.

by Hooch poopie February 16, 2016


Scrotum Slime

Scrotum Slime is slime that comes out of a Hag Fish, which indeed looks like a scrotum. The Scrotum Slime has many uses, the ones which I prefer are: Bathing, eating, brushing your teeth with, killing predators, using it as lube to masturbate (guys only), and for use as a condom during sexual intercourse (5% chance of actually working).

"I didn't have any soap, so I used Scrotum Slime and it felt amazing to jerk it."

"Jamal, that is one prime slice of Scrotum Slime."

"I got pregnant because my boyfriend was too cheap to buy condoms and used Scrotum Slime instead."

by ScrotumSlimeLover123 November 22, 2009


scrotum crunch

when a women or man bite someones balls so hard that the
sack rips open and the balls come tumbling out

man 1:hey man there is a ball on the floor
man 2:oh thats mine it must of fallen out of my scrotum crunched sack

by andrew smithenstein April 26, 2008

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scrotum dance

Scrotum Dance is when you squat so slightly while naked untill you have a bonner without toching your penis. After that keep squatting utill your cock keeps tapping your ball sack and turns you on. (Getting other people to flop around you cock for you works too!) Some say it helps sooth the mind of all IRL thoughts, and replaces them with sexual thoughts.

squat cock Scrotum Dance LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

by JackkyJK69 October 17, 2013


Scrotum Bubbling

The art of a partner (usually female) getting underneath a male's testicles so that they encompass her mouth entirely, and exhaling through the mouth as if blowing bubbles with a soap ring-making a flapping noise.

"Nicole was talking about that Swedish dude, and how she wanted to give him a good Scrotum Bubbling, but not sure if they ever did it.

by 5054life January 4, 2012


scrotum suds

Fluid discharged at the ejaculation of a male. Used in amateur erotica when synonym is needed because "hot load of cum" has been used in the sentences preceding the use of this term.

During the geriatric gangbang, Joe shot a hot load of cum into Loe's ass. Coco's heaving breasts caught the next load of scrotum suds.

by AndyOcan2 April 30, 2015


Scrotum Hog

A sexually promiscous woman, usually with a well used vagina, who during sex, takes not only the entirety of the penis, but also the testicles, into her vagina.

Jane's such a scrotum hog, John said he got his nuts stuck in her last night.

by Avery the Great July 13, 2011