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It's like jumping the shark but worse. Not only does the show now suck but it's sticky and smells like shit. Not to mention it ruined a pair of good shorts.
Diff'rent Strokes was great until they introduced that annoying little redheaded kid. Now that show is shit - it defintely "jumped the shart".
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the shocked look on one's face as they realize they have not farted as they expected, but indeed sharted instead. shart face most commonly occurs during public sharts.
Dude I was talking to Sarah and I was really nervous and had to fart. But then I sharted and I had the worst shart face. Fuck.
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When one has a yeast infection and queefs causing a cottage cheese like discharge to splatter out.
That bitch totally vagina sharted in my face while i was goin down.
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Worse than a brain fart, a brain shart has far worse consequences. A brain shart is doing something completely idiotic but in a key situation, or in a way that brings about serious repercussions.
Who can ever forget Chris Webber's brain shart in the 1993 NCAA championship game in which he called a timeout when his team had none, thereby getting a techinical foul and giving UNC the crown.
Because of a colossal brain shart on air in front of millions, Imus is out of a job and out on his can.
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(N.) A friend, usually a wingman, that voluntarily shits their own pants so that you may hit on someone.
(N.) The best friend of all time.
This girl I was into was really sweating my friend and he wasn't interested so he pulled a Shart Martyr. She was disgusted, he had to leave, I took her home!
line that will get you prodigious amounts of bitches
you: hey lol *sharts cutely*
them: MARRY ME
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When someone misses an obvious cultural reference that should be known to all.
Complete lack of understanding of pop cultural.
-MC Hammer is performing at the concert as well!
-em see who?
-holy m shart.
-OMG (celebrity name, movie title, tv show....) is on tv tonight!
-who's that?
-omg m shart more could you?
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