One who take hour long shits consistently and makes you wait while laughing to them selfs as their shit crusts to their asshole.
Hey Lord Shitter gonna go let is crust again or are you gonna wipe.
When you and a friend take number 2 at the same time.
Friend: Yo dog.
Me: Yo. Man, you're up early. Going to the gym?
Friend: Poopin
Me: Dude, me too! We're Siamese Shitters!
When sitting on the toilet for so long that ones legs fall asleep.
Frank, are you almost done in there, your going to end up with shitter legs!
When someone is really bad at something. Or they stink.
WOW! That kid is such a fucking "dog shitter"
A sexual act where one individual inserts a thumb into another individual's butthole and then smears the feces across the other person's throat a la Jack the Ripper. Also known as the Sweeney Turd.
Shit dog, we ate a bunch of dim sum and when we went back to the house, I gave her a Jack the Shitter before she could get on that Squatty Potty.
Hey Cletus? Why are you trying to be all fancy with that shitter spitter?
when something bad happens...
you can always rely on saying the comforting phrase SHITTER JACKERS. It started with cracker jackers then crapper jackers then spread on to infect the word shit.
Oh shitter jackers, i fell down the stairs and bled out my eyes!