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Lord Shitter

One who take hour long shits consistently and makes you wait while laughing to them selfs as their shit crusts to their asshole.

Hey Lord Shitter gonna go let is crust again or are you gonna wipe.

by Eugene Sheizen May 22, 2020


Siamese Shitters

When you and a friend take number 2 at the same time.

Friend: Yo dog.
Me: Yo. Man, you're up early. Going to the gym?
Friend: Poopin
Me: Dude, me too! We're Siamese Shitters!

by Doomcake February 24, 2014


shitter legs

When sitting on the toilet for so long that ones legs fall asleep.

Frank, are you almost done in there, your going to end up with shitter legs!

by Benjamama February 05, 2018


Dog Shitter

When someone is really bad at something. Or they stink.

WOW! That kid is such a fucking "dog shitter"

by dettmann5 December 26, 2017


Jack the Shitter

A sexual act where one individual inserts a thumb into another individual's butthole and then smears the feces across the other person's throat a la Jack the Ripper. Also known as the Sweeney Turd.

Shit dog, we ate a bunch of dim sum and when we went back to the house, I gave her a Jack the Shitter before she could get on that Squatty Potty.

by SpunkyLiesl August 25, 2017


Shitter Spitter

American for bidet.

Hey Cletus? Why are you trying to be all fancy with that shitter spitter?

by AZDirtySanchez May 19, 2021


shitter jackers

when something bad happens...
you can always rely on saying the comforting phrase SHITTER JACKERS. It started with cracker jackers then crapper jackers then spread on to infect the word shit.

Oh shitter jackers, i fell down the stairs and bled out my eyes!

by scarscar February 19, 2009